--- title: "Christoph Dieck (@cdieck88) | Hashnode" description: "Cloud infrastructure by day. Serverless WebAssembly by night. Read the latest articles by Christoph Dieck on Hashnode." url: "https://hashnode.com/@cdieck88" --- @cdieck88 # Christoph Dieck @cdieck88 · HH, Germany · Joined August 2026 Cloud infrastructure by day. Serverless WebAssembly by night. [Website](https://www.slashgordon.link/) ### [Middle-earth and the Digital Infarction](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/middle-earth-and-the-digital-infarction?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) How an Intel i219-LM network card in power-saving mode brought down the entire LAN and how I fixed it with kernel tuning. 4 min read · [slashgordon.hashnode.dev](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/middle-earth-and-the-digital-infarction?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) [Aug 21](https://hashnode.com/posts/middle-earth-and-the-digital-infarction/6a88189e5359ec48075cd8fe) ### [I Built a Paving Planner Because Herringbone Patterns Made Me Lose My Mind](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/i-built-a-paving-planner-because-herringbone-patterns-made-me-lose-my-mind?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) Free browser patio planner: herringbone patterns, material calculator, and hands-free laying guide via voice and camera gestures. No account needed. 6 min read · [slashgordon.hashnode.dev](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/i-built-a-paving-planner-because-herringbone-patterns-made-me-lose-my-mind?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) [Aug 20](https://hashnode.com/posts/i-built-a-paving-planner-because-herringbone-patterns-made-me-lose-my-mind/6a86fe4dd4b9a12be45ae0e3) ### [I Built a Lottery Simulator to Break My Own Habit. Here's What 1000 Years of Draws Look Like](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/i-built-a-lottery-simulator-to-break-my-own-habit-here-s-what-1000-years-of-draws-look-like?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) 10 EUR a week on lottery tickets feels harmless. Over 30 years that's a 60,000 EUR gap vs. a basic ETF. I built a simulator that makes it visible 5 min read · [slashgordon.hashnode.dev](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/i-built-a-lottery-simulator-to-break-my-own-habit-here-s-what-1000-years-of-draws-look-like?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) [Aug 19](https://hashnode.com/posts/i-built-a-lottery-simulator-to-break-my-own-habit-here-s-what-1000-years-of-draws-look-like/6a85f416c0a4e8f16c285447) ### [The Cloud in a Cabinet](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/the-cloud-in-a-cabinet?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) How I securely expose my self-hosted services to the internet using Cloudflare Tunnels, without opening a single port on my router. 6 min read · [slashgordon.hashnode.dev](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/the-cloud-in-a-cabinet?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) [Aug 19](https://hashnode.com/posts/the-cloud-in-a-cabinet/6a85b23e00674bd5af4000f9) ### [Building a Home Lab with a Lenovo ThinkCentre M920q](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/building-a-home-lab-with-a-lenovo-thinkcentre-m920q?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) How a memory problem on my NAS led me to build an energy-efficient home lab with a Lenovo ThinkCentre M920q. 6 min read · [slashgordon.hashnode.dev](https://slashgordon.hashnode.dev/building-a-home-lab-with-a-lenovo-thinkcentre-m920q?utm_source=hashnode&utm_medium=feed) [Aug 18](https://hashnode.com/posts/building-a-home-lab-with-a-lenovo-thinkcentre-m920q/6a841ba2478264393d517f70)