If you are asked to introduce yourself programmatically, how will you do it?

Let's have some fun and come with innovative ways to introduce yourself programmatically. For example, I am a Front end developer and I will introduce myself in CSS as following:

.hello{
	content : "My name is Richard";
	color: #FFF;
	height: 6425px; //That's my actual height 1.7m
	width: 1889px; 
}

;)

I am super interested to see what you come up with.