I am sure Linux lovers can definitely come up with a witty line to show the power of Linux/Unix.
A Meccano of great command line tools that does whatever you want it to do.
If you enjoy exercising the option to decide what clothes to wear today that suit your personal taste, then Linux is the only option; and it comes with the solace that many other users have tried wearing those clothes under a myriad of conditions refining them into the most suitable and practical attire for any occasion, rain or shine.
Jose M. Oberle
JS Coder by day and Barista by night.
Ok. Here you go :
A new update is available for your system
Not a one liner, but definitely funny.