Let's have some fun and come with innovative ways to introduce yourself programmatically. For example, I am a Front end developer and I will introduce myself in CSS as following:
.hello{
content : "My name is Richard";
color: #FFF;
height: 6425px; //That's my actual height 1.7m
width: 1889px;
};)
I am super interested to see what you come up with.
Aren't we all just "objects"?
var me = {
firstname: "Cagatay",
surname: "Ulubay",
birthday: "1990-08-11",
gender: "male",
height: "6992px",
onBoring: function() {
speakWithYourself();
},
skills: [
"web" => [
"HTML(5)",
"CSS(3)",
"Javascript",
"PHP",
"MYSQL",
"Failed to load additional 5010 skills"
]
],
cash: 2147483647,
onClick: function() {
pokeback();
},
onTickle: function() {
laugh();
}
};
return me;ME IN HTML :)
<Tim style ="focused: 80%; chill:70%; fun:90%; irritated: 20%; intentse: 40%; ">
<BODY>
<HEIGHT>6'1"</HEIGHT>
<WEIGHT>175</WEIGHT>
<HAIR>brown</HAIR>
<EYES>blind</EYES>
</BODY>
<MIND>
<CREATIVE></CREATIVE>
<SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC></SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC >
<HAPPY></HAPPY>
</MIND>
<SKILLS>
<JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORKS ="angular, dojo, Ionic, NOde"></JAVASCRIPT>
<CSS FRAMEWORKS ="bootstrap, semanticui"></CSS>
<html >HOW TO MEET LADIES :)</html>
<C# FRAMEWORKS =".NET"></C#>
<GENERAL-AWESOMENESS></GENERAL-AWESOMENESS>
</SKILLS>
<LOVES>
<WEB-MOBILE>lets build cool Sh**</WEB-MOBILE>
<VIDEOGAMES>destiny, Cod, bf4, starcraft</VIDEOGAMES>
<OUTDOORS>biking, hiking, golf</OUTDOORS>
<MUSIC>listing to all kinds and playing guitar</MUSIC>
<FAMILY>wife and kids</FAMILY>
</LOVES>
</Tim>
I would use the bash text library I created that streams text to the display a character at a time and includes grammer pauses.
Minus the library the code would be something like this:
# Would be located in a message file containing all messages.
msg()
# This sets the message speed.
{
slowmsg "$@"
#fastmsg "$@"
}
hello=(
"Hello, My name is Edge."
"..."
"I enjoy programming and technology, What do you enjoy?"
" "
)
# Start of the main code file using the library.
#!/usr/bin/env bash
. ./libtext
. ./msgfile
msg "${hello[@]}"The result would be similar to what you see in this video: youtu.be/eO90cmRc01c
My intro will be :
package.json
{
"name" : "Alfie Campbell",
"version" : "1.0",
"Age" : "26",
"description" : "Simple and happy-go-lucky person",
"dependencies" : {
"Cat" : "*",
"Coffee" : "Black" ,
"Beer" : "*"
},
"devDependencies" : {
"MacBook Pro 15 inch" : "Yosemite",
"WebStorm" : "11",
"Ionic, Angular, Node, Mongo" : "*"
}
}That's an interesting question.
I think i would set up a little page, where with animations and parallax effect will be shown some informations about myself and my skills.
Like a little "show off" or portfolio.
But i have a question belonging your height! What if the "reader" of your introduction has more or less dpi, than you would be smaller or taller :P
So i would add something like //that's my actual height on 96 dpi, 1,7m Or am i wrong?
Alfie Campbell
The CSS guy!
Richard
Cloud Ninja
John Bevan
For me, this: