I'll put one here :P

I smoke when I have found some bug on development.
I smoke when I fix the bug.
I smoke when I have found some tricks.
I smoke when I try to remember the trick.
I smoke when I don't know how to do the task.
I smoke when you upvote my answer.
I smoke when you downvote my answer.
I smoke when I don't get any votes on my answer.
I smoke when I lost my internet.
Nothing else, only the smoke. We all are going to burn on the smoke of wood at the end of lives. So, be funny in the life whenever you can't be so. Din't understand? Just smoke it.
Freelancing will be too much fun.


And the Best one :

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