This one is from a friend of mine Kashish Grover, who has this great idea of co-founding a pub called the GitPub with Pranay Pareek.
You have to order drinks through git commands.
Do come and git checkout the pub. Make sure you don't cause any git issues post the drinking, though :P
Here are some of my other favorites:
npm install yarn is like getting your ex to move your new SO’s stuff into your house