Comment by Siddarthan Sarumathi Pandian on "What's your favourite programming joke?"

Siddarthan Sarumathi Pandian

Full Stack Dev at Agentdesks | Ex Hashnode | Ex Shippable | Ex Altair Engineering

This one is from a friend of mine Kashish Grover, who has this great idea of co-founding a pub called the GitPub with Pranay Pareek.

You have to order drinks through git commands.

Do come and git checkout the pub. Make sure you don't cause any git issues post the drinking, though :P

Here are some of my other favorites:

Find someone who looks at you the way Vue looks at React
npm install yarn is like getting your ex to move your new SO’s stuff into your house
Checking your Trello board on your own project is like checking your fridge for new food when you live alone.

Kashish Grover

Tinkerer

Adding to the GitPub joke,

$ git fetch upstream, for beer (Actually a lot of git commands are relevant. :P)
When you have way too much, we'll pass you the BitBucket.
It's where people would be free to commit early, and commit often.
It's an awesome place for programmers to git merge with each other.

Hamish Thompson

I code

Oh, I look forward git merging with other developers! Hahaha.

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