Austin
Software Engineer
What's this tortured mess? You used a Frankensteined backtracked Levenshtein distance instead of FOGSAA? Not even Smith-Waterman or Needleman–Wunsch? Get outta here n00b! You're babysitting the nightly builds until further notice!
yetanothertroll
You never forget the first time the project lead exclaims, "This isn't code, it's haiku!"