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Austin
Software Engineer
When I first started my career, one of the scariest procedures for me was submitting my pull requests for Code Review. What are code reviews? Code reviews typically happen once your code is feature-complete and tested. You will make a new branch wit...
yetanothertroll
You never forget the first time the project lead exclaims, "This isn't code, it's haiku!"
hahaha I can only dream of such a thing
What's this tortured mess? You used a Frankensteined backtracked Levenshtein distance instead of FOGSAA? Not even Smith-Waterman or Needleman–Wunsch? Get outta here n00b! You're babysitting the nightly builds until further notice!
yetanothertroll
You never forget the first time the project lead exclaims, "This isn't code, it's haiku!"