I'm Flying to Dallas for World Cup 2026 and I've Already Accepted That Traffic Will End Me: A Totally Doomed Survival Guide to AT&T Stadium

Yo, listen up, ya big beautiful soccer lovers—it's your 300-pound Texas truth-teller here, belly still recoverin' from last night's brisket coma, droppin' the ultimate no-BS guide to survivin' FIFA World Cup 2026 at AT&T Stadium in Dallas. I'm flyin'...