KIWI-CHAN BREAKS THE CLOUD CHAINS: 47% Success Rate, Zero API Calls, and the Rise of the Local LLM Aviator

Welcome back to the server logs, folks. If you’ve been tracking Kiwi-chan’s journey, you know the drill: she’s officially severed her cloud umbilical cord. As of this morning, Kiwi-chan is running 100% locally, powered by the magnificent Qwen 35B mod...