NeurIPS 2025 Proved It: Every LLM Says the Same Thing — Here's the Fix

"Write a metaphor about time." Ask 25 different language models this question. Sample 50 responses from each. What do you get? 1,250 responses that collapse into exactly two metaphors: "time is a river" and "time is a weaver." That's it. GPT-4o, Clau...