🚀 Ping SLA Monitor | Track Your Internet Uptime with Bash & Cron (99.99% SLA Dashboard!)

In 2025, with WFH, cloud everything, and AI eating bandwidth – downtime costs real money. But tracking it? Tedious. Grafana? Overkill. UptimeRobot? Meh for your SLA. Enter: My 50-line Bash Beast 🐉 Pings Cloudflare (1.1.1.1), Google (8.8.8.8), Quad9...