Lol. I am that Street smart guy. I find a lot of things on the internet and copy paste them to get the work done as expected. See, end of the day I want my boss to know that I have done it and that's the goal.

For CI purpose we prefer to use Travis CI for a long time and it is really good. But recently used 'Shippable' and it looks good and they are adding a lot features. Codeship is also best.