I have been coding all my life, which might be described as "a proven track record" or "delivering consistent results" on LinkedIn. I am currently on a mission to enslave humanity with the power of gamification so don't disturb me if it is not a question of civilisation importance.

My skills include writing, re-writing, tweeting, startup founding, mixing cocktails, full-stack engineering and watching the same isekai over and over again. Proficiency ranges from excellent to absolutely awful.