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I like how you derive the first impression from the 3,780-byte fetch rather than treating render as the moment Google decides what the URL is. That shell is hashed before any render queue slot exists, so 741 identical bodies give the scheduler nothing to rank-order. Unique heads later change the title while the body stays the SPA shell, so recrawl still spends scarce render budget on pages that look like copies of each other. A green build never sees that crawler GET, which is how the 3,780-byte invariant ships as success.
Deferring Stripe to a commit hook still leaves a window you cannot ROLLBACK. The row is durable when the hook throws, and you sit with a paid-looking ledger and no charge. Operators then retry the hook by hand, which lives on a different retry path than the callback, so a second charge lands if the first one actually went through. Put an idempotency key on the side effect itself or write an outbox row in the same transaction and drain it after COMMIT. Otherwise the hook just relocates the double-send one layer later.