So, this is a question involving a pretty harsh background story, so the weak of constitution might want to skip this...
You’ve been warned, so here it goes: Last year on ruby kaigi, I was kind of trotting around about a serious issue, but couldn’t muster the strength to ask you. No, it’s not “will you marry me”, but close in how serious it was.
I seriously needed a cat sticker, but you always seemed to be engaged in important conversations, so when I finally got around asking you for a car sticker, (and of course received it) I put it into my ruby kaigi visitors pass plastic wrapper thingy, but instead of heading straight home and putting it into the hotel save, I went to the Shopify karaoke party.
Long story short, I got drunk and lost the stickers! I know, I know... Please don’t blame me, I was young and I swear someone might have stolen them and sold them on the black cat sticker market.
So, here is my question: if you could, would you go back in time and approach me earlier about the stickers?