But I like SQL! Maybe I'd like a standardized relational algebra in addition to the relational calculus, but oh well. Yeah yeah, the dread "impedance mismatch" between RDBMS' and Pure OOP, but POOP is a hammer that sees the world as a bag of nails. Aside from SQL and Atari BASIC (X11 BASIC started off as a clone of GFA BASIC for Atari ST) check out Atari LOGO, which runs well in the Altirra emulator which runs well in WINE. There's example code on AtariAge