Wow, you haven't posted in quite a while. They're not making you construct JavaScript snippets dynamically and quoting them through three or four layers of increasingly bloated and buggy "frameworks" until they're finally executed in the browser or more likely, not, with nary even an error code, are they? Did you end up running screaming to the hills with nothing but an 8-bit Atari emulator with BASIC, Action!, and Logo and a container with Concurrent Fortran?