SIGH Civvie pukes.
FUBAR -- F*ed Up Beyond All Recognition.
Some others you might find of interest:
FUMTU -- F*ed up more than usual
SNAFU -- Situation normal, all f*ed up
SUSFU -- Situation unchanged, still f*ed up
TARFU -- Things are REALLY f*ed up
FUBB -- F*ed up beyond belief
JANFU -- Joint Army-Navy f* up
FUBU -- f*ed up beyond understanding
FIGMO -- F* it, got my orders
DILLIGAF -- Does it look like I give a f*
FUBIJAR -- F* you buddy, I'm just a reservist
TAMFFR -- This ain't my first f*ing rodeo
FIDO -- F* It, Drive On.
FISH -- F* it, shit happens.
SSDD -- Same shit, different day.
CTF -- Chuffed to f*
InI -- Intoxicated and Intercourse. aka a leave
AFTU -- Ate the f* up
GOBI -- General officer's bright idea. used sarcastically
BCD -- birth control device. Most often used in reference to "sterility glasses", the black horn-rims GI'd to soldiers who need glasses. Also known as RPG -- rape prevention glasses
GLV -- Goat locker virgin A petty officer on their first assignment
GOMD -- Get off my dick. used when someone is interfering with your current job
DAN -- Dick, ass, nuts. used in reference to a bad smell
BFN -- Bum f* nowhere
USMC -- You signed the mother-F*ing contract
MARINE -- My ass rides in Navy equipment
REMF -- Rear echelon mother-f*er
LLMF -- Lost Like a Mother-f*er
BOHICA -- Bend over, here it comes again
BDC -- Bigger dick contest
JAFFA -- Just another f*ing administrator
MPH -- My pussy hurts
PFM -- Pure f**ing magic. I use this one to explain assembly language code a LOT.*
U3 -- Unbelievably utterly useless.
W3C -- Wasteful worthless witless crap
Oh and by the way, the LAST thing anyone in the service wants is a chicken dinner, no matter what your dipshit multiplayer FPS tells you.
BCD -- "Big Chicken Dinner" -- aka a "Bad Conduct Discharge".
So if someone says "winner winner chicken dinner" as a good thing, they're a f*ing moron.
Now, I know SOME of the more... delicate of you probably are going to get your little girly panties in a knot over "omg, teh profanities". Suck it.
When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can't run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn't fight it's way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.
As to the types of comments I make, well... by God, I just get caught up in my own eloquence
-- General George S. Patton Jr.
In that way, I don't trust a programmer that doesn't swear -- they couldn't code their way out of a piss soaked paper bag WITH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM!
So until next time...
KMAGYOYO -- Kiss my ass guys, you're on your own.