Aren't we all just "objects"? var me = { firstname: "Cagatay", surname: "Ulubay", birthday: "1990-08-11", gender: "male", height: "6992px", onBoring: function() { speakWithYourself(); }, skills: [ "web" => [ "HTML(5)", "CSS(3)", "Javascript", "PHP", "MYSQL", "Failed to load additional 5010 skills" ] ], cash: 2147483647, onClick: function() { pokeback(); }, onTickle: function() { laugh(); } }; return me;